Is there really anything sadder than a fan club that nobody joins? I mean, other than the person who started it. And my cousin Noah (God bless em!)

This is not a pity party, I assure you. It is very flattering that someone who loves Justin Timberlake AND me took the time to start this. However, it’s a little disconcerting to see the lack of interest. Oh, well. Maybe everyone’s just too busy reading my books.

Sure. Sure they are.