The heading to this email was I Need an Answer Quick Please:

Hey! I read your book someone like you and I had to do these things called reading day letters on them, I need to know how many pages long the book is. So can you please e-mail me back asap. Thank you!

I seem to have become the crib notes for my own books, in these last minute oh-my-god this assignment is due tomorrow syndrome. I’m not sure I like this, to be honest…….