Letters, we get letters….or emails, in this case:

I was wondering if you could send me some information about yourself and
about your books? Please e-mail asap. bye

You DID reach me through the website, did you not? (Ohhhhhh, teaching has made me a bit cranky this year!)

And now, for pure enjoyment (and you know who you are) this:

Merry Christmas you guys. And a pie in your eye!