Here. Have a laugh on me.
As for me, I hate telling jokes. I always tell them wrong, and nobody laughs and in the ensuing silence I can hear crickets ten miles away chirping. It’s humiliating.
In fact, there are only two jokes I tell, and that’s because it’s almost imposssible to screw them up. Also, they’re funny in a most stupid way, so people don’t as much laugh as make grimace faces and roll their eyes.
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
They taste funny.
Ba-dum-bum! (See? You’re rolling your eyes now, aren’t you?)
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
Okay, I’m done……