No way. They’re making a a sequel to Sixteen Candles.

It’s going to be called 32 Candles, and update what’s happened to all the characters. Oh, my God. I don’t want to know! I don’t! Maybe it’s because my own high school reunion is looming, but some things should be sacred. Do I really want to know if Samantha and Jake ended up together? Or didn’t? NO!

*takes deep breath*

I think this is one of those moments that you realize you are entirely too invested a movie. So sad.

On the flip side, and related to my earlier post, here’s something else sad: I haven’t heard of hardly any of the National Book Award nominees. Yet more clear evidence that I watch too much movies. Or TV. Or something.

have a good afternoon everyone…